? Go ?
[theme music]
? T-E-E-N
T-I-T-A-N-S ?
? Teen Titans
let's go ?
? Teen Teen ?
? Teen Titans Go ?
[munching]
It's no use, Sparkleface.
We'll be trapped in this
candy dungeon forever!
Don't give up, Butterbean.
[laughter]
Great, right in the middle
of the best part
of "Pretty Pretty Pegasus."
[chuckles]
And so I kicked
another dirt monster
into a furnace
and then I was all
"I bet that really
burns you up."
[laughs]
It's like a metaphor.
Boo-yah!
[laughing]
That's too much, dude.
He didn't hear me though.
He was on fire.
[chomping]
[mumbling]
Ah, boo-yah!
Uh, seriously?
You guys eat like animals.
[gorging]
Oh, it's so good.
- What, Raven?
- Well, I guess you get a pass.
- But you two, are disgusting.
- Hmm, sorry.
It's just Robin makes
the best sandwiches.
It's true, I've developed
a sandwich design
that will take your mouth
on a flavor journey.
A flavor journey worth
a journey of its own.
Oh, yeah, I'd crawl
over a hundred miles
of broken glass
for this sandwich.
I'd drive across the country
in a car that smelled like
Cyborg's BO for
this sandwich. Ha-ha!
Ain't no mountain
high enough to keep
me away
from this sandwich.
Well, yeah, I'd do some, uh,
incredibly difficult stuff
for that sandwich, actually.
So, you're saying,
you'd leave this tower
if I told you where
to find a good sandwich?
Sure, but it would have to be
a legendary sandwich, like mine.
There is,
an ancient sandwich of power
hidden away from those who
would use its power for evil.
[scoffs]
Okay, first of all,
that's dumb and you made it up.
Second, even if it is true
my sandwiches
are the best, period.
Oh, but it is true.
Behold.
Oh, is it story time?
(Raven)
'In an age long forgotten'
'an old king summoned
his Sandwich Wizard.'
'The King commanded him
to create a sandwich of power.'
'The Sandwich Wizard labored
in his tower for six days.'
'On the seventh, he brought
the sandwich before the king'
'and it was glorious.'
'It would grant him
eternal life.'
'So he could rule
his kingdom forever.'
It was also delicious.
[gasps]
- Cool.
- Delicious?
(Raven)
'One night, the prince
betrayed the king'
'and tried
to steal the sandwich.'
'The old king
was heart-broken.'
'He realized the sandwich
was too powerful.'
'It had to be destroyed.'
'So the ingredients
were hidden away'
'in the far corners
of the world'
'watched by the fierce
Sandwich Guardians.'
Legend says,
it can be reforged
if all the ingredients
are brought together.
We got to get
that sandwich.
Oh, man.
I want to eat it twice.
The sandwich will look
beautiful in my hair.
No way can it top
my sandwich science.
What are we waiting for?
Titans, go!
[upbeat music]
Finally.
We have to get the candy
keys from Gumdrop Goblin.
Or we'll never make it
to Princess Puffball's
birthday party.
(Robin)
Hey, Raven.
Uh, I thought you
were making a sandwich.
We have no idea
where to look.
There are four ingredients.
The mystical bacon is here,
on the Lava Lake.
I got the heat resistance,
baby.
[whirring]
I'm on it.
(Raven)
'The next ingredient'
'is the king's lettuce'
'buried deep underground.'
I can dig it.
(Raven)
'The next ingredient
is the stellar tomato'
'hidden among the stars.'
I shall retrieve the tomato.
[crashes]
Okay, let's do this.
I assume you saved
the most dangerous ingredient
for the leader
of the Titans.
Oh, yes, the last ingredient
is pretzel bread.
It can be found..
...at the supermarket.
'Here is a coupon.'
[beeping]
With the candy keys,
we'll be able to make
Princess Puffball's birthday
where all dreams come true.
You rock, Butterbean.
Let's see.
'According to that ancient map'
'it should be
right around here.'
[beeping]
Boo-yah!
[zapping]
Too easy, baby!
Whoa!
Sandwich Guardian.
[clanging]
Uh-huh, I'm diggin',
I'm diggin'
diggin' like a pro, yo,
diggin', dig..
[sniffing]
Oh, yeah! Lettuce!
I'm so close
I can smell it.
Awesome.
[laughs]
Aah!
Sandwich Guardian dude.
[whirring]
[crushing]
[instrumental music]
This must be the containment
vessel for the tomato.
How did anyone
manage to transport
this Earth fruit
to the Lilap System?
Aah!
This is an excessive
use of force, sir.
Ugh!
[squeaking]
[rattling]
Ah! Ugh!
[crashing]
[groans]
[squeaking]
I need some pretzel bread,
the freshest you've got.
Make it quick. This place
is really bumming me out.
[groans]
You're gonna need a drink of
water with this hot sauce, baby.
Aah!
[zapping]
[crashing]
Oh, it's on now.
Give me that bacon!
[buzzing]
Looks, you're
pretty angry, huh?
Whoa!
Hey, be cool, man!
[clanging]
[roaring]
Okay, dude, let's talk
about this face to fist!
b-a-m
[zapping]
[grunting]
I am thinking
perhaps this is
too much trouble
for a tomato!
I mean, you know, some people
prefer swords or, like, lasers.
But I like to use this staff.
See? Just..
Huh! Ha!
[grunting]
Right on the head!
The knee, crack!
Clavicle, whatever!
Really gets the job done.
[crashing]
[snaps]
My arm!
[sizzles]
My hair!
[teeth clatters]
My teeth!
[instrumental music]
[zapping]
[laser gun firing]
[squeaking]
ka-boom
[crushes]
boom
[snoring]
[cheering]
Yes!
Whatever.
(Raven)
Oh, look, Sparkleface.
It's Licorice Forest.
'But isn't that place
full of trolls?'
Don't be silly, Sparkleface.
It's the home
of our new friend.
Princess Silkiesoft.
Nice to meet you,
Princess Silkiesoft.
Your hair sure is..
Bad, Silkie.
Hmm.
[elevator bell dings]
You're back already?
Dude, those
Sandwich Guardians were
way tougher than we thought.
Yeah, no kidding.
But look.
You mean,
the legend's actually true?
This sandwich
better be worth it.
You know how long
it's gonna take me
to build a new hand
with one hand?
Wow, the supermarket
was brutal.
I barely made
it out of there alive.
Hey, Starfire, I like what
you did with your hair.
What?
Now I will speak
the ancient legendary
sandwich words of power.
[chanting in foreign language]
[whirring]
The key to immortality,
and a delicious lunch.
Eh, my sandwiches
still look better.
Well, as team leader,
and sandwich expert
I should get the first bite.
[mumbles]
Hold on now.
I lost an arm for this sandwich,
I get first dibs.
But I lost my hair.
Surely that is more important
than an a hand.
I should get
the first of bites.
Dudes, I should
get the first bite.
I got the worst of it.
Look at this.
How are you gonna
eat with no teeth?
You gonna gum
the sandwich down?
[all bickering]
- Silkie, stop.
- Mama's little Bumgorf, no!
That's not for you!
[choir music]
[belches]
I told you that sandwich wasn't great.
So, anyone wanna watch "Pretty Pretty Pegasus?"
[Beast Boy growling]